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13.06.2025 08:44

Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...
What is your favourite summer outfit? Why?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
No go.
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So, the docs changed it to read
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Why did my crush like me for only two days in a row?
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
No, not a chance
Unacceptable again!
Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
Why do I want to suck cock tonight?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
What are some tips for a girl with low self-esteem to start dating?
Still no good.
Thumbs down again.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
How did you know you weren't the narc?
They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Nuts and Butts
Have you ever had sex with your female cousin? How did it start?