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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 01:30

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Just Forget it!

Minds and Behinds

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Joe Biden is not the best president we had. That would be John F. Kennedy. How is voting for Donald Trump any worse than voting for Joe Biden?

share office space ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good

Why do some children hate their parents?

Freaks and Cheeks

Nuts and Butts

No go.

How do I become an intelligent man?

So they tried

Loons and Moons

How do I write a character’s physical description without it feeling unnatural and clunky? I’m able to describe their hair and body relatively easily because my writing puts emphasis on small movements and fidgeting, but I can’t describe faces.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Another attempt resulted in ...

No, not a chance

Why would calling me an incel help anything? How does that solve anything? Why can’t you actually be helpful and offer productive honest advice?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Unacceptable again!

What is one small habit that has transformed your life in unexpected ways?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What is the difference between "eher" and " lieber" in German? Are the two synonyms? If yes, then which one is the most used?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Weather makers: How microbes living in the clouds affect our lives - BBC

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Everyone loved it.

Still no good.

Is OnlyFans good or bad for the society? Why?

They put up a sign reading

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What should I do to stop being angered easily?

Thumbs down again.

Then came..

No way

Why is Prince Harry being fired by BetterUp CEO Alexi Robichaux, and what role did Marc Benioff’s decision to pull sponsorship play in this?

So, the docs changed it to read

Next, they tried...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What are some healthy ways to start losing weight without risking starvation mode or extreme food restriction?